Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Morrie.Morelle by Cute Little Fuckers

 Name: Morrie/Morelle by Cute Little Fuckers


Price: $69.00 on cutelittlefuckers.com

Size:

  • Overall Length: 3.13”

  • Insertable Length: N/A

  • Width: 3” x 2.7” top

Power Source: USB rechargeable push pin input

Basic Description: If you have read my blog before you know i love cute little fuckers. They are a company of disabled folks making toys for disabled folks! Their toys are all gender inclusive and have disabled access in mind. And Morrie/Morelle is no different! His pronouns are he/she, and she is a vibrating mushroom. She has five patterns and five speeds and is waterproof for shower fun. She is 100% silicone; if you remove the electronics, he can be boiled or put in the dishwasher.

Pros: The shape is really easy to hold. Even if you don't have good dexterity, you can wedge her between your two fingers. I was also pleasantly surprised by how strong his vibrations were! His base also vibrates, creating a fluttery sensation, which can also be pleasant. She only has one button.

Cons: The button requires you to hold it down for a few seconds, which could be difficult for some. Also, if you like to wedge your toys between your legs, this one is relatively short, so it would have to be put just so. The price, while not super expensive, is also not cheap.

Accessibility Features: The easy-to-hold base, the strong vibrations, and the many ways you can use it all make him a very accessible toy.

Ponderings: If you want an easy-to-hold, versatile toy, this one is an excellent option.

Ratings: (♿♿♿♿ out of 5 wheelchairs) 



Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Playboy Spot On Rechargeable Posable Silicone G-spot Vibrator

 Name: Playboy Spot On Rechargeable Posable Silicone G-spot Vibrator


Price: 64.99 at Betty’s Toy Box

Size:

  • Overall Length: 8.9 inches

  • Insertable Length: 7 inches

  • Width: 1.42 inches (widest point)

Power Source: Magnetic USB Rechargable

Basic Description: This slim g-spot vibe has a relatively small bulb at one end and a looped handle at the other end. The motor seems to live in the bulb of the toy, but the vibration carries throughout when in use. It has seven vibration modes, consisting of three steady intensity levels and four stutter pattern options. The joint between the bulb and the arm is curved slightly and adjustable to be more curved if you want. It is waterproof and submersible, so you can take it in the bath or shower.

Pros: The handle is so cool! It is just a loop, so you can put one or two fingers through it and keep the toy in place that way. Also, because of the long arm, the toy is wedgable. So, if you cannot hold onto the toy, you can do that with it. The bulb is on the smaller side, so if you like G-spot toys but don’t want a lot of width, this could be a good option. The arm is also super flexible! It bends at a 45 degree angle. Very nice.

Cons: Because the button is made out of the same material as the rest of the toy (less easy to feel and find), and because it is on the opposite side of the handle from some trademark engravings that feel indistinguishable from buttons (which is annoying; I would intuitively try to push it), the controls are not the most accessible operational design. 

Accessibility Features: The size of the bulb, the long arm, the price, and the looped handle all make this toy an accessible choice for many folks.

Ponderings: If you are looking for a powerful g-spot vibrator with a flexible long arm and a moderately sized bulb, this might be the toy for you.

Ratings: (♿♿♿♿♿out of 5 wheelchairs)



Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Magic Wand Micro (Vibratex) by Betty’s Toy Box

 Name: Magic Wand Micro (Vibratex) by Betty’s Toy Box


Price: 64.95 at Betty’s Toy Box

Size:

  • Overall Length: 4.5 inches

  • Head Diameter: 1.3 inches

  • Weight: 3 oz

  • Materials: Silicone head, ABS body

Power Source: USB Rechargable (USB-C)

Basic Description: This adorable little Magic Wand is by the same company that makes the full-size and mini (or medium, relatively) versions of the Magic Wand Massager by Vibratex. It has 7 vibration modes consisting of 3 steady intensity levels and 4 stutter/wave pattern options. Its powerful motor can reach 6,500 RPM in speed, which is very impressive given its compact size and appearance. The battery life is super impressive, allowing the toy to run for 3 hours on one full charge. It also comes with a wrist strap that is optional to attach for extra security.

Pros: Magic Wands have typically been HUGE and heavy, even the mini version, which was also released within the last few years. But this one is extremely light at only 3oz. The weight is also fairly evenly distributed throughout the toy, meaning that the bottom of the handle or the head of the wand are not heavier than the rest. This helps it not to tip in your hand or roll off the table when you set it down. Also, the wrist strap is very helpful for grip. The head is nice and soft, similar to the new style of Magic Wand silicone head (Magic Wand Plus or Rechargable). The buttons are squishy silicone against a smooth ABS body, similar to the buttons on the larger Magic Wand models and also easy to feel due to the differing material. It is not as strong as the full size versions, of course, but I was pleasantly surprised by how powerful this tiny toy can get when you turn it up all the way. Another incredible perk that I wasn’t expecting: this toy takes the same charger as my smart phone! If you lose your cord, any standard USB-C charger will fit this baby.

Cons: Because of its small size, you do have to be more precise with your aim when using this toy. This could be a challenge for folks who are used to the bigger head that covers a wider surface area. If you need the power of the full size version, this miniature lookalike will probably not live up to your expectations.

Accessibility Features: The compact size, the price, and the fact that this toy is reasonably easy to lift weight-wise all make it an accessible option for a mini wand vibrator.

Ponderings: If you are looking for a powerful mini vibrator that strikes the same classic fancy as holding a Vibratex Magic Wand, this might be a good micro wand for you to try!

Ratings: (♿♿♿♿out of 5 wheelchairs)





Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Chrystalino Handblown Glass Dildo Superior Blue (by Adam and Eve)

Name: Chrystalino Handblown Glass Dildo Superior Blue (by Adam and Eve) Price: $31.99 at peepshowtoys.com Size:

  • Dimensions: 7.09" x 1.34" x 1.34"

  • Weight: 8.32 oz

  • Diameter: 1.34" Insertable length: 5.71" 

  • Materials: Borosilicate glass

Power Source: N/A
Basic Description: This glass dildo has two small bulbs at one end and one large bulb at the other. It is fairly short for a dildo. It is waterproof.
Pros: Because of the many different size options, you can use it many different ways, vaginally or anally. It is reasonably light for its size, so you can still easily lift it while enjoying some heft. Being glass, it is great for temperature play.
Cons: Although I think glass toys look so cool, I am always wary of one little chip or crack ending all the fun. Many disabled people drop things often, so having breakables incorporated into your internal sex toy collection is definitely a decision to make. You should regularly check your glass toys for chips or cracks before and after use, and store them in soft places they are unlikely to fall from. Also, the gripping places are not that long, so keep that in mind.
Accessibility Features: The varying insertable size options, the price, and the fact that this toy is reasonably easy to lift weight-wise all make it an accessible option for a glass toy.
Ponderings: If you are looking for a good glass dildo with multiple insertable ends, this might be the right glass toy for you.
Ratings: (♿♿♿♿out of 5 wheelchairs)

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Master Vibrator (Satisfyer) by Adam & Eve

Name: Master Vibrator (Satisfyer) by Adam & Eve

Price: $79.95

Material: Silicone body w/ ABS details 

Size:

  • Insertable Length: 6.69 Inches

  • Width: 1.85 Inches

  • Girth: 5.8 inches

Power Source: USB Rechargeable
Basic Description: This big vibe comes with 12 programs or modes, 5 of which are steady settings with increasing intensity, and the rest pattern vibration settings. It is mostly smooth with a ridged tip. It is latex free, phthalate free, rechargeable, and waterproof.
Pros: It has a looped handle for easy grip. This means you can use one or two fingers to grip the toy. It is also long enough to be wedged. The ridged tip provides extra stimulation. The buttons are decently easy to push; they are not raised, but they are textured.
Cons: This toy is HEAVY, so if weight is a factor, this may not be the toy for you. Also, it is thick, so if you like internal stimulation, be aware. It is decently strong; however, if you need a very strong toy, there are stronger ones in a similar shape and size. Other than the ridged tip, it is very smooth, so if you like texture, this may not be the toy for you.
Accessibility Features: The looped handle, the fact that it can be easily wedged, and the reasonably made buttons all make this toy accessible.
Ponderings: If you are looking for a thick internal vibrator with a ridged tip, this might be a good toy to check out.
Ratings: (♿♿♿out of 5 wheelchairs)



Tuesday, June 13, 2023

California Dreaming "L.A. Love" (Calexotics) Betty's Toy Box

Name: California Dreaming “L.A .Love” (Calexotics) by Betty’s Toy Box

Price: $119.99

Material: Silicone

Size:

  • Shaft Length: 5.5 inches

  • Shaft Width: 1.5 Inches

  • Stimulator Length: 2 inches

  • Stimulator Width: 1 inch 

Power Source: USB Rechargeable 

Basic Description: This dual-function toy is both a thruster and a suction toy. It has 10 clitoral suction patterns and 3 shaft vibrational/thrusting modes of increasing speed. The charging time for this toy is 2.5 hours, allowing for 150 minutes of use per charge. It is latex free, phthalate free, waterproof, and unscented. 

Pros: It is a good length for easy grip. The clitoral arm is flexible to let you put it where it works best for you. It has nice ridges for texture. The buttons are easy to push, and the toy has a memory for which setting you left off on during your last use. So, you can just leave it on your favorite combo of settings and turn it on. 

Cons: You do need a certain amount of hand coordination to use this toy. Also, the head on the internal arm is quite large, so if you like slimmer toys, this may not be the one for you. If you have a large clitoris, the suction arm may not be large or deep enough to accommodate your anatomy. 

Accessibility Features: The flexible clitoral arm, the easy to push buttons, and the fact that it has a memory function all make this toy accessible. 

Ponderings: If you are looking for a dual-function vibrator or want to try a toy with thrusting and suction, this might be the toy for you. 

Ratings: (♿♿♿out of 5 wheelchairs)